Mystery Shirts.Muddy Pitches.A Total Unknown.
Hand-picked shirts from the hidden gems of the non-league pyramid — wrapped in brown paper, posted to your door.
★★★★★ Loved by 2,000+ groundhoppers
Pick Your Mystery
One shirt or a whole season's worth — every parcel is hand-picked from the non-league pyramid.
The Single Drop
£25
One mystery shirt from a non-league club. The classic introduction to The Vault.
Buy One KitThe Triple Pack
£65
Three mystery shirts from three different clubs. Save £10 versus single drops.
Buy Triple PackSeason Ticket
£20/mo
A new shirt every month, all season. 15% off, free shipping, exclusive zine drops.
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New Favourite Club
We Source The Shirt
Every shirt is hand-picked from clubs across the non-league pyramid — from Step 1 down to county leagues.
You Exclude Up To 3
Tell us which clubs you'd rather not receive — rivals, ex-employers, sworn enemies. We get it.
We Post It To Your Door
Wrapped in brown paper and twine. Opened with the same energy as a Christmas morning.
"The soul of the game lives down here."
We've stood on windswept terraces, eaten questionable pies, and cheered on clubs with 200 fans and more heart than any Premier League stadium could hold.
Non-league football is raw, real, and completely addictive. The shirts? Mostly forgotten. We think that's a crime.
— Tom & Jack, Founders
The Mystery Kit
£20 – £35
One shirt. One mystery club. Posted in brown paper and twine within 3–5 days.
Get YoursJust Some Of The Clubs In The Vault
Hebburn Town
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Bamber Bridge
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Marine FC
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Stockton Town
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Hereford FC
Southern Premier · Step 3
Halesowen Town
Southern Premier · Step 3
Mickleover FC
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Boston United
National League North · Step 2
Lowestoft Town
Isthmian North · Step 4
Lewes FC
Isthmian Premier · Step 3
Hebburn Town
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Bamber Bridge
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Marine FC
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Stockton Town
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Hereford FC
Southern Premier · Step 3
Halesowen Town
Southern Premier · Step 3
Mickleover FC
Northern Premier League · Step 4
Boston United
National League North · Step 2
Lowestoft Town
Isthmian North · Step 4
Lewes FC
Isthmian Premier · Step 3
Letters From The Vault
Got a Hebburn Town away shirt. Never heard of them. Now they're my second club.
— Dan, Newcastle
My mate laughed at my Bamber Bridge kit. I laughed when they beat his team 3–0.
— Rhys, Preston
Best £25 I've ever spent. Can't stop reading about the Northern Premier League now.
— Soph, Leeds